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Here you will find Hand Carved Wooden Sculptures & Furniture, One of a Kind Garden Fairies, Miniature Elves, Tiny Pixies and Other Miniature Creatures, Unique Fairy Garden Accessories such as Mini Mushrooms and Black Walnut Wooden Disks, Fairy Houses, Gnome Homes, Woodland Creatures Painted onto Vintage Windows, Painted Rocks with Original Designs of Splashing Mermaids, Swaddled Babies and Flying Fairies, Woodland Creatures painted onto Vintage Windows, Cottage Candle Holders and Porcupine Tooth Pick Holders. New Creations are added and in the works such as Mermaids Trinket Holders, Crescent Moon Window Hangings, Elven Families Playing Chicken and Fairies at Story Time. Enchantment and Mystical Items to Give as Gifts, Decorate Your Home or Garden and Enjoy.
SmartAssBrand is the dream-in-process of recently retired Coloradans who want to share our way of looking at and laughing with the world. Our first step was to develop our Lil Donnies series of protest underwear designs. Our first offering in the Lil Donnies series will be Butt Ugly because, well, things have gotten butt ugly. We want you to help decide future installments of the Lil Donnies series so please visit to register and vote (plus get updates on our crowdfunding efforts and future offerings).
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